Ultimate Fangirl

BBC America Ruined Me

Percabeth Forever

 

jayjsupremacy:


themulattokat:

drinkingtheflood:

All my checks will…
bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.

CRYING

Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night. 

jayjsupremacy:

themulattokat:

drinkingtheflood:

All my checks will…

bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.

CRYING

Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night. 

(Source: tramampoline)

did-somebody-say-titans:

Me: Mom, do you have German in you?
Mom: Yeah.
Me: Irish?
Mom: Yeah.
Me: Okay… *filling out an about me thing on tumblr*
*Silence* 
Mom: *walks into living room* I guess at one time I had Italian in me too.

MY DAD WAS ITALIAN
SHE WAS REFERRING TO SEX
IM GOING TO CRY

hallekiefer:

laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

You mean like THE EXTREMELY POPULAR CHiLDRENS’ SONG? What if a spider went up a water spout too? Jeez, give me a break!

teenage-fandoms:

221cbakerstreet:

jadeklaus:

I WOKE UP HOME ALONE AND image

THERE IS A DEERR IN MY HOUSE KJGKJKLLKJ I’M SCARED IT WON’T GO OUTSIDE NAD IT’S EATING MY DOGS FOOD

why would you ever want it to leave it is a magical woodland friend

I love how this picture is obviously taken by someone who is hiding behind a couch

(Source: calliesross)

hikoochan:

things i can’t imagine:

  • someone having a crush on me
  • someone thinking about me during random times of the day
  • someone getting butterflies by thinking of me or talking to me
  • someone wanting to talk to me but doesn’t, thinking they’ll annoy me
  • someone thinking i’m genuinely cute and wanting to kiss me
  • someone wanting to date me
  • someone falling in love with me
  • someone
  • having
  • a
  • crush
  • on
  • me

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

(Source: kaliskadyami)

Page 1: A young man stands in his bedroom

Page 5249: The alternate version of a girl's grandfather kisses his best friends severed head on the lips while a volcano erupts

skinnygirlfit:

toneyourbody:

myfitness-app:

Workout buddies come in all sizes.

he looks a little worried 

“fuc- it’s getting faster-runrunrunrunrunshitshitshitshitshit”

(Source: onlylolgifs)